I attended the
Boulder Citizens’ Police Academy a number of years ago and now participate in
an alumni group that provides role-players for police training. I’ve been a
hostage, hostage-taker, drunk, assaulter, bombing victim to name a few of the
roles I’ve played.
In preparation, I
received a driver’s license that had been confiscated from being in the
possession of the wrong person, probably from having been used as an ID for an
underage drinker. I had my hand drawn sign and then awaited the arrival of a
trainee. Police dispatch signaled the trainee that a complaint had been made of
an aggressive panhandler. When the officer arrived, I held up my sign and asked
him for five dollars multiple times.
Boulder allows
panhandlers but they have to back off after being told no once and can’t aggressively
confront or touch someone. I acted insistent and obnoxious enough that I
received a citation for aggressive begging. I would then need to appear before
a judge and potentially be fined $250.
Over the course of
the morning I put on my act four times, each time receiving a citation and once
being handcuffed in preparation to being carted off to jail, because I refused
to sign the summons and indicated I would not show up for the court date.
This is the second
time I’ve played this role, I’ll have to be careful not to be type cast. The
picture shows me with my sign outside police headquarters.
2 comments:
From balloon experiments in a hotel pool to begging on street corners. Mike, you do the most amazing things in the name of research.
Pat,
Ah, yes. The life of a writer.
Mike
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