Words of Wisdom

Here are some more words of wisdom and jokes that people have shared with me when I’ve given presentations:

Don’t lose an hour in the morning and spend all day looking for it.

Live every day as if it is your last, and one of these days you’ll be right.

A man went to his doctor and after a series of tests the doctor met with him and said, “There are two things wrong with you. First, you have short-term memory loss.” The man nodded. Then the doctor continued, “And you have diabetes.” The man smiled and said, “Well, at least I don’t have short-term memory loss.”