You Know You're Getting Older When . . .

Many of my published books feature older characters. I also like collecting saying about growing older, which I often use when giving presentations. Here are a few of my favorites.

You know you getting older when. . .

Your back goes out more than you do

You find your favorite childhood toys in antique stores

A postage stamp costs more than a movie ticket did when you were a kid

You stop lying about your age and start bragging about it

A policeman pulls you over, and you ask for a senior discount

Your actions creak louder than your words

Your spouse says you’re hot, but it’s because you use a heating pad